All You Need to Know about Christianity!

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Video I whipped together from the upcoming movie:
Clips from ‘Jesus Camp’ with comments

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Mankind will not be free until the last monarch is strangled with the guts of
the last priest.

- Percy Bysshe Shelley

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	Mankind will not be free until the last monarch is strangled with the guts of the last priest. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

... and drowned in the blood of the last banker.

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	geek wrote:
	Mankind will not be free until the last monarch is strangled with the guts of the last priest. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Dude, we don't know you from jack. Your one-liners are not enough.

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Cyrus the Shepherd wrote:

	geek wrote:
	Mankind will not be free until the last monarch is strangled with the guts of the last priest. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Dude, we don't know you from jack. Your one-liners are not enough.

Cyrus does NOT represent us, and has merely been tolerated here. This could change.

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	madthumbs wrote:
	Cyrus does NOT represent us, and has merely been tolerated here. This could change.

Yes, this is true. I do not represent the site administration. For the record. Sorry.

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... drum roll.....

ladies and gentleman.. in my right hand is tonight's 'top ten' list...

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

pinched from: http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm

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oh please.

I'd have more respect for you if you thought of something original.

Anybody can type keywords into a search engine. I saw this post before, could have been in this forum.

I don't think lumping me with the rest is such a good idea.

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#8 is kind of weak since even many atheists grasp the concept of mind, body, and spirit.

Something unoriginal should be simpler to respond to by dissenters.

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it wasn't about you, cyrus.

i stumbled-upon www.evilbible.com and enjoyed that top ten list, and wanted to share.

so there.

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I think that was hilarious, and I'm going to share it right now, thanks Smile

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	stOneskull wrote:
	i stumbled-upon www.evilbible.com and enjoyed that top ten list, and wanted to share.

Thank you for sharing. Very Happy

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	geek wrote:
	Mankind will not be free until the last monarch is strangled with the guts of the last priest. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
---Denis Diderot

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You opened this because it said "Jesus Christ our Lord"
notice i didn't put "My big news" "My new love"Or "I love him"
although more people would have opened it if i did.Well u opened it so read it and give me some credit for having the balls to post this short, poorly written rant.I doubt i will get credit for this though, because i live in the south i will probbably wake up with a burning cross in my front lawn tomorrow.Enjoy.

Those religous chain letters are pointless bull sh*t . I am somewhat religous and I cannot stand reading sh*t like that. You can sin all week long and make up for it by posting letters saying youre not ashamed of him . I would not be ashamed of worshiping Jesus either. He forgives you for any sin,but with that people never learn to do right . They just learn how to say a hail mary and they keep sinning. With myspace spreading like the HIV, there must be more than one religous group on here . Im pretty sure they aren't too comfortable with getting another religion shoved down their throat like that

That was a spyspace bulletin my little sister posted. She has a good point there with religion only teaching people to shirk responsibility for their own actions.

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Benedict wrote:

You claim not to be a pagan... nor a Christian. So then how on earth would you know whether what that Catholic priest is babbling about is an accurate description of paganism or not? As far as any Christan is concerned you can't turn one way and simulteniously turn to the opposite direction. That is what the Catholic priest on that u-tube is doing. That means either the priest is a crypto-pagan... or that Catholicism itself is deep-down compatible with paganism. Take your pick.

Anyways don't forget the fact that Catholics are only half of Christianity. And that there are also "renegade catholics" who oppose the official post 1960s version of Catholicism. So that pagan-endorsing Catholic priest only speaks for himself (and perhaps the popery) But that's it. Do heathens always speak on behalf of you, BF and all other heathens, all the time?

I notice you (as a 'good' Christian) speak the language of Jesus very well, love thy neighbour, the good Samaritan, using analogies and not name calling etc That is was what you were doing "Isn't it"? Wink

Never mind Benedict you have achieved a desired goal for many truthseekers, you have inadvertantly PROVEN that ALL organized religions are evil, not the least, Christianity.