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Victimless Crime - Sex With Picnic Table
anyone could be a terrorist, and we have been trained to inform on our neighbors, parents, friends and family.
I can think off 101 ways he could have caused harm to others with his nob, but a table come on - pun intended. but he be a fool, because everyone knows if you are going to have sex with a table do it behind closed doors, not in you back yard.
Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table
Anonymous Tip Led Police To Arrest
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BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.
According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.
During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.
Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.
There was story about a man in the UK who had sex with a bike in a hotel room, it must have been a very fancy bike.
Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:43 pm
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Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Posts: 8187 Location: Fingerlakes - NY usa
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Heard he got in legal trouble for that too.
Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:20 pm
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Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Posts: 640 Location: Hell on earth
fukking a table.... that guy must be pretty desperate....
whats worse is his sick perverted neighbor recorded him 3 times!
he should sue his neighbor for filming him without his consent on his own private property and then giving the footage to others, also get him for assault on his credibility etc...
nosy faggot neighbors... just another reason to live someplace with a good distance between u and them...
