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postcardsfrompalestine
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Joined: 05 Sep 2006 Posts: 1737 Location: It means good luck - a chinese symbol |
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Save the Earth |
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I have decided to do my part so I have prepared a plan that gives each "person" the illusion of choice on how to save the earth.
"person" includes a corporation, partnership, trustee, whether incorporated or unincorporated, or body of persons; (Amended 2 of 1971 s. 2; 30 of 1981 s. 2)
All persons are required to choose one option to help save the earth.
Option 1
Stop breathing
Since CO2 is the main reason given for global warming, and since humans emit CO2 every time they breath out, we must put a stop to this madness
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Option 2
Pay a global warming tax and apply for your breeding license and then it will be ok. You will be known as a green warrior. It is amazing how something is a problem until you pay the proper fees.
Failure to comply with these mandatory voluntary compulsory choices may result in jail time, fines, sudden death or other nasty scare tactics by your democratic despotic process. It's a democracy since I have provided you a choice.
Always making your slavery more enjoyable.
Brought to you on behalf of your hidden masters.
Have a nice day!
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| Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:56 pm |
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Very amusing PFP.  |  | It's a democracy since I have provided you a choice. | lol
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| Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:42 am |
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Gunther
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couldn't have put it better myself...
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| Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:18 pm |
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postcardsfrompalestine
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Joined: 05 Sep 2006 Posts: 1737 Location: It means good luck - a chinese symbol |
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people I have sent it too |
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Have thanked me for giving them a choice. I have to explain to them that I only provided them the illusion of choice. But unfortunately they just don't get it.
I have had a few people choking their selves when they see me, the stop breathing campaign seems to be a popular choice.
one response I liked was
 |  | Thanks .. I'll take option 1 .. very soon .. right after I drink my eco friendly fair trade coffee |
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| Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:29 pm |
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madthumbs
Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Posts: 8187 Location: Fingerlakes - NY usa |
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It's not possible to just stop breathing (all together) unless we die from something else. Even if we do breath straight carbon dioxide, we'll panic and react to survival instincts. Nitrogen I believe has a different effect and is possibly the best thing to use for euthanasia. (Despite the appearance to the ill-informed: Kevorkian was a sicko).
Firefighters fight C02 producing fires, and save plants that convert C02 to oxygen.
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| Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:37 pm |
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imamonstertruck
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Re: Save the Earth |
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 |  | It's a democracy since I have provided you a choice.
Always making your slavery more enjoyable. |
I was actually in verbalk conflict with a friend the other night about democracy. He was proud, and I of course, am ashamed. The conversation ended when he left after I pretty much said what you just said. He had no reply, and I think he is thinking now.
Awesome, thanks!!!!
cheers
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| Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:15 pm |
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Well put PFP.
NY is one of the biggest cheerleaders for this nonsense. One of the guises it goes under in congestion pricing. Mass transit is great but what they don't admit is how crowded the subways and buses already are at peak times.
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| Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:34 am |
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postcardsfrompalestine
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The first Global revolution
http://books.google.com/books?id=8RNKHGbzUuAC
http://green-agenda.com/globalrevolution.html
Quotes from the club of Rome
“This is the way we are setting the scene for mankind’s encounter with the planet. The opposition between the two ideologies that have dominated the 20th century has collapsed, forming their own vacuum and leaving nothing but crass materialism.
It is a law of Nature that any vacuum will be filled and therefore eliminated unless this is physically prevented. “Nature,” as the saying goes, “abhors a vacuum.” And people, as children of Nature, can only feel uncomfortable, even though they may not recognize that they are living in a vacuum. How then is the vacuum to be eliminated?
It would seem that humans need a common motivation, namely a common adversary, to organize and act together in the vacuum; such a motivation must be found to bring the divided nations together to face an outside enemy, either a real one or else one invented for the purpose.
New enemies therefore have to be identified.
New strategies imagined, new weapons devised.
The common enemy of humanity is man.
In searching for a new enemy to unite us, we came up with the idea that pollution, the threat of global warming, water shortages, famine and the like would fit the bill. All these dangers are caused by human intervention, and it is only through changed attitudes and behavior that they can be overcome. The real enemy then, is humanity itself.
The old democracies have functioned reasonably well over the last 200 years, but they appear now to be in a phase of complacent stagnation with little evidence of real leadership and innovation
Democracy is not a panacea. It cannot organize everything and it is unaware of its own limits. These facts must be faced squarely. Sacrilegious though this may sound, democracy is no longer well suited for the tasks ahead. The complexity and the technical nature of many of today’s problems do not always allow elected representatives to make competent decisions at the right time. ”
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| Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:51 pm |
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postcardsfrompalestine
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if you have a license, pollution is ok!
 |  | Water Pollution Control Ordinance (Cap 358)
Notice under Section 19(3)
Notice is hereby given that the Authority has received an
application from Chi Shing Machinery Company Limited
for the grant of a license to discharge 1 cubic metre(s) per
day of trade effluent pretreated by oil interceptor from Lot
No. 391RP and Lot No. 392RP in D.D.106, Kam Sheung
Road, Yuen Long, N.T. into Deep Bay Water Control
Zone at a temperature not exceeding 30C.
This application is available for inspection during office
hours at Environmental Protection Department, 10/F., Sha
Tin Government Offices, No. 1 Sheung Wo Che Road,
Shatin, N.T. Objections to the application on the ground
that it would inhibit the attainment or maintenance of the
water quality objective(s) of the aforesaid water control
zone should be lodged, with a supporting statement, in
writing to the same office within 30 days of this notice. |
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| Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:15 pm |
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Morales calls for 'reparations to the earth' |
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 |  | At UN forum on indigenous issues, Bolivian president calls for global economic overhaul |
Use an indigenous individual to get your agenda 21 steamrolling.
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