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*note: This article uses the same methods of derivation of meaning of scriptures that most religions use. It is not intended to be as literal as most other articles referenced on this site.

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Jesus upholds circumcision law:

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	Matthew 5:17 17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

What is the law?

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10 This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised. 11 And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you. 12 And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you, every man child in your generations, he that is born in the house, or bought with money of any stranger, which is not of thy seed. 13 He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy money, must needs be circumcised: and my covenant shall be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant. 14 And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant.

Jesus wants us to be an Oral Mohel (person that circumsizes with teeth):

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	John 6:53 53 Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you.

How is Jesus' flesh regenerated for us?

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	Matthew 10:40 40 He that receiveth you receiveth me, and he that receiveth me receiveth him that sent me.

You are what you eat! -There is the secret to eternal life! And possibly what the Catholic Priests are really up to.

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	Romans 8:10 And if Christ be in you, the body is dead because of sin; but the Spirit is life because of righteousness.

Make God happy and save your children!:

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	Matthew 18:14 14 Even so it is not the will of your Father which is in heaven, that one of these little ones should perish.

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From voiceofjesus.org:

We know that the Lord is speaking metaphorically, but neither the Jews nor his disciples know this, and the Lord does not explain. Therefore, they must understand him to be speaking literally. They hear him saying that they must actually eat of his flesh to Zoe live.

The next step is the key by which we understand that the Lord can only be telling them such things for the purposes of both provoking the Jews who are not going to believe in him in any case, and of enlightening us, his disciples. We have come to the key utterance that Christendom interprets to be a reference to the Lord's Supper. He states:

Jn.6:53 FNT So Jesus said to them: Truly truly I say to you: unless you eat the flesh of the son of man and drink his blood you do not have zoe-life in yourselves. 54 The [one] gnawing my flesh and drinking my blood has zoe-life eternal, and I will raise him up in the last day. 55 For my flesh is true food and my blood is true drink. 56 The [one] gnawing my flesh and drinking my blood abides in me and I in him. 57 Just as the zoe-living father sent me and I live through the father, also the [one] gnawing me will live through me. 58 This is the bread having come down out of heaven, not just as the fathers ate and died. The [one] gnawing this bread will zoe-live to eternity.

Drink my blood? Wasn't it offensive enough to speak of "eating (gnawing) my flesh" without adding this bit about "drinking my blood?" This is the ultimate challenge to their confidence in Moses, for Moses wrote:

Lev. 17:[10] "If any man of the house of Israel or of the strangers that sojourn among them eats any blood, I will set my face against that person who eats blood, and will cut him off from among his people.
[11] For the life of the flesh is in the blood; and I have given it for you upon the altar to make atonement for your souls; for it is the blood that makes atonement, by reason of the life.
[12] Therefore I have said to the people of Israel, No person among you shall eat blood, neither shall any stranger who sojourns among you eat blood.
[13] Any man also of the people of Israel, or of the strangers that sojourn among them, who takes in hunting any beast or bird that may be eaten shall pour out its blood and cover it with dust.
[14] For the life of every creature is the blood of it; therefore I have said to the people of Israel, You shall not eat the blood of any creature, for the life of every creature is its blood; whoever eats it shall be cut off.

The identification of blood with life was an ancient tradition springing from the Noahide covenant (Gen. 9-4-6). Moses has put it to the fore and made the eating (or drinking) of blood an abomination, because the life is in the blood. 'Blood' is a major theme throughout the Bible, and especially in the OT where it occurs more than four hundred times. According to Moses, the blood of sacrifices was to be rendered to God on the altar, and the blood of slain beasts was to be poured out upon the ground and covered with dust. Never was it to be consumed! And whoever did so was subject to being cut off from among the people. An animal slain to be eaten must be bled to death, so that the life had departed from it with the blood. If not so slain, the life, that is, the blood, was still in the flesh and it must not be eaten! Whoever did such a thing must be severed from the people of God.

It is in the knowledge of this prohibition, by Moses, of partaking of blood that Jesus has told them that they must both eat his flesh and drink his blood, for unless they do so, they have no life in them! The life is in the blood and they must drink his blood to receive his ZOE-life! He has led them into this by first speaking of eating his flesh, only so as to pair it with the drinking of blood. What an offense to a disciple of Moses!

Eat his flesh and drink his blood?

Yes! To this very day, this is a maximum offense to the Jews, who require every meat ingested to be bled to death so as to remove the blood. Otherwise, it is not kosher.

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Sorry to inform you:

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	Titus 1:2 2 In hope of eternal life, which God, that cannot lie,

What do we call it when you make excuses for a lie?

Do we need proof that Jesus is God of the Bible who supposedly cannot lie?

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	John 1:1-3 John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 The same was in the beginning with God. 3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made ....... John 1:14 14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.

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	The identification of blood with life was an ancient tradition springing from the Noahide covenant (Gen. 9-4-6). Moses has put it to the fore and made the eating (or drinking) of blood an abomination, because the life is in the blood.

Lets play the Christian game of context:

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Genesis 9:1-4 And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth. 2 And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered. 3 Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things. 4 But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat.

Why did they leave out that it was animal blood being referenced? Also; can you eat flesh without some blood?

Since Christian sites censor their own Bible and would censor us, don't post links to them here.

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Actually, it's not a christian site - it's anti-christian.

And, once again...Men wrote the bible. Many different men.

As for the animal blood, I don't suppose cannabilism was very common, as it isn't today.

Oh, and Jesus is NOT GOD.

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	And, once again...Men wrote the bible. Many different men.

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	2 Timothy 3:16-17 16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: 17 That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.

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	Jesus is NOT GOD

I don't say that he is: The Bible does, and we're discussing the Biblical figure in Biblical context. Lets not turn this into a denomination discussion.

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	Actually, it's not a christian site - it's anti-christian.

According to them. This is from the homepage:

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	This is the home page of disciples of Jesus.

-Just another denomination of 33,000+ that twist the Bible and therefore can't agree. Would I be correct in calling them Jesusian? What's the PR way of lumping them together with their 33,000 branches?

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Being a disciple of Jesus is not being a Christian. Christianity was founded by Paul of Tarsus, who contradicted Jesus in so many ways.

That site regularly exposes the false doctrines of Christendom, and discusses the sayings of Jesus of Nazareth. Please look into it a little more before jumping to conclusions about denominations and whatnot.

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Paul (Saul of Tarsus) didn't write The Gospel of John did he?

I'm well aware of: The False Apostle

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No, he did not. The Gospel attributed to John is just one of the manuscripts recounting a story. A story adulterated by unknown writers over the centuries following.

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So basically the Bible is garbage and we shouldn't follow it or anything based on it right?

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I only listen to the sayings of Jesus of Nazareth, distinct from the Judaic scripture and the Christian epistles. If you're referring to the infamous "Inerrancy Doctrine", which is the doctrine that "God wrote the Bible, and every word is true to the last letter", then I understand your antipathy. There is some truth within the OT, historically, and a lot of corrupt instructions. The Gospels, which contain the sayings of Jesus (which I try to follow), were only later corrupted with borrowed mythology in order to seduce the heavily pagan culture in the first few centuries A.D.

So, yes, in answer to your question, most of the Bible is garbage, and I don't follow it.

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This thread isn't for people who pick and choose who their God is. 33,000 denominations just means they can't agree on who Jesus was. These differences empower Christians with phrases like: "That's not true Christianity" then they proceed to make up what a true Christian is. We're not a forum for people to come here and create new religions and try to recruit people to those religions. I'd suggest dropping it.

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Sorry, I wasn't meaning to spam a cult or whatever. But it's offensive to generalize, no matter how self-righteously misanthropic you think you are (because that's how you come across), and I wanted to add some perspective.

And what exactly are you trying to achieve, spreading so much anti-religion propaganda? It doesn't seem like you're encouraging free thought, but rather spreading your own biased malevolence, which only provokes more hostility in the world.

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	It doesn't seem like you're encouraging free thought

Religion discourages free thought.

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And I agree. But hostility begets hostility. And I detect a lot of malice in threads like these. Free thought is the ultimate ideal, but you get nowhere by trying to provoke with "shocking" posts that demonize such and such.
It's a little scary.

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Scary?

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