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madthumbs



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 8624
Location: Fingerlakes - NY usa

Post Get Ordained! Reply with quote
Twisted Evil

http://www.ulc.org/ wrote:
You can become a legally ordained minister, instantly, online, at this website. The Universal Life Church is totally non-denominational, interfaith and welcomes all religions. After you fill out the ordination form, you will receive a pop-up instant credential, which serves as your receipt of your ordination. Print it immediately.

As a ULC (Universal Life Church) minister, you can officiate one wedding ceremony or you can make weddings, funerals, baptisms, house blessings, etc. your business. You can even start your own ministry. The Universal Life Church is interfaith and non-denominational.

We have, online, free training for ministers, an online, one-year seminary program, where you can receive a diploma to enhance your knowledge and your credibility, and a monk program.

While you don’t have to purchase anything from the ULC to gain the legal benefits, entitlements and respect, we do offer a wide variety of materials to assist you in your ministry and/or business.

We offer the acclaimed Ministry In A Box, which contains all the books, materials, ceremonies and training that you need to start your business off right. We also offer the Monastery Credential Package, which has crucial information for the new minister. We have a bookstore and a free monthly newsletter, which you will begin receiving after your free instant ordination.

We offer other services as well like the Absolution of Sins & Granting of Plenary Indulgence, confidential counseling, private communication by telephone in emergencies, assistance in securing government benefits you may be entitled to, help in preparing government state/federal paperwork, Letters of Good Standing in states requiring such documents, and assistance in becoming all you are meant to be. Br. Daniel posts weekly training sermons that you can access at your convenience. We also post, regularly, sermons from ministers like YOU! So feel free to submit either a religious or spiritual sermon to guestsermon@ulc.org. (All submissions to the Universal Life Church / ULC Monastery Inc. become property of the church. If you wish to retain rights to your submission please contact the church prior to making your submission to make arrangements.)

Browse through our extensive guest book and meet hundreds of people who list their email address and visit our online chat forums. Share your views, debate issues, and make many new friends. There is so much to explore! We are proud to have you as an affiliate and the more educated and experienced you become the more proud of yourself you will become.

We believe you, we believe in you, we accept you - we offer our hand to you to share respect, wealth, power and influence in the world through the power of God as you believe; your beliefs count in the ULC.

We ask only that you promote the freedom of religion and do that which is right. It is up to the individual to determine what is right as long as it does not infringe on the rights of others and is within the law. That is as close to the Golden Rule as one can come.

This site has ordained more than 400,000 ministers since 1995. It is the most extensive, most often visited Universal Life Church website on the internet, world-wide. We have tens of thousands of visitors every month. Come explore our world and visit us often.

I will be your personal minister and advisor, with your consent, at no charge to you. I am here for you each day and I recall a Scripture which says "there is a friend, which sticketh closer than a brother" and I wish to be that friend to you. What would I need to do for you for you to be that type of friend to me?


Respectfully,
Brother Daniel Zimmerman


http://www.ulc.org/index.php?destination=ordination wrote:
• Please only ordain others with their permission. (This includes public figures as well as cartoon and other fictional characters.")
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Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:21 am
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madthumbs



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 8624
Location: Fingerlakes - NY usa

Post Reply with quote
If I get my lazy butt around to hooking up my printer; I might just do this. Anyone in upstate NY wanna pay me to perform a marriage ceremony? I could maybe get hooked up for tax free donations also?

Twisted Evil
Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:50 am
stOneskull



Joined: 23 Jun 2006
Posts: 820
Location: Australia

Post Reply with quote
i think couples these days want something new and exciting as their wedding,

rather than a boring church service..


i think there is a market for 'weird and wacky weddings'

you can have the name.

i'm sure once you start, some tv show will do a show on you, and away she goes..

she's a winner!
Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:37 pm
catfish



Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 188

Post Reply with quote
I used to play xbox live at my mates house and a couple got married in a ruined church on Ghost Recon, I wasn't invited though as you could only have 12 people in the game (seriously)
Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:24 am
alexclaton



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Posts: 817
Location: Hell on earth

Post Reply with quote
catfish wrote:
I used to play xbox live at my mates house and a couple got married in a ruined church on Ghost Recon, I wasn't invited though as you could only have 12 people in the game (seriously)


lmao

marrage is retarded... it doesnt make anything better and only makes relationships worse....

if theres anything wrong with ur relationship i guarantee marrage will reveal it...

makes me wonder why fags are so hard pressed about getting married....

equality is fine and all the problem is ppl ARE different...
Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:40 am
Tabby_of_Thelema



Joined: 09 Jan 2007
Posts: 31
Location: Sydney, Australia

Post Reply with quote
I think it's only legitimate in the U.S.
Tue May 01, 2007 2:43 am
postcardsfrompalestine



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 1737
Location: It means good luck - a chinese symbol

Post My Marriage Reply with quote
My Marriage is great on get to see my wife for about 1 week every two months - so we don't have time to hate each other.
Tue May 01, 2007 11:43 pm
imamonstertruck



Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 532
Location: Louisville KY

Post Reply with quote
My GF and I were, "hypathetically" discussing our wedding. She insists it would be a constume party. if you show up, dressed up, you get a house constume.

I think thats brilliant.

Have a great day

cheers
Wed May 02, 2007 7:40 am
dumby



Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 263
Location: kalifornia

Post Reply with quote
i got ordained like 3 years ago and performed my friends' wedding.
most nervous ive ever been!

and now theyre divorced lol
Wed May 02, 2007 6:04 pm
RugglerDuggler



Joined: 19 Sep 2007
Posts: 15

Post Reply with quote
yeah i did this about a year or so ago, even got the fancy certificate in the mail! still have yet to put it to good use though...
Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:16 am
Gangsta Rap



Joined: 06 Dec 2007
Posts: 20
Location: Gardena, CA, USA Inc.

Post Reply with quote
I wanna be ordained as a Rastafarian Minister and smoke dat shit in front of a pig, and tell 'em "freedon of religion, biatch!", as I blow it in his face with my crudentials in hand, I'm dead serious, I despise the police.
Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:27 am
UniversalLifeChurch



Joined: 18 May 2012
Posts: 1

Post Please Note the Correct ULC Website url Reply with quote
Please note the correct url for the Universal Life Church World Headquarters. We ordain both men and women throughout the world who service in all facets of the ministry. ulcnetwork dot com
Fri May 18, 2012 9:40 pm
madthumbs



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 8624
Location: Fingerlakes - NY usa

Post Re: Please Note the Correct ULC Website url Reply with quote
UniversalLifeChurch wrote:
Please note the correct url for the Universal Life Church World Headquarters. We ordain both men and women throughout the world who service in all facets of the ministry. ulcnetwork dot com


On your site: Copyright ©2012 Universal Life Church World Headquarters

http://www.ulc.org/ wrote:
© Copyright 2010 Universal Life Church Ministry.
All Rights Reserved.


Also, please note: We don't take kindly to religious advertisements especially from one that's based on a racist, barbaric, sexist, anti-human religion.
Sat May 19, 2012 4:29 pm
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