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madthumbs
Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Posts: 8624 Location: Fingerlakes - NY usa |
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Get Ordained! |
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As a ULC (Universal Life Church) minister, you can officiate one wedding ceremony or you can make weddings, funerals, baptisms, house blessings, etc. your business. You can even start your own ministry. The Universal Life Church is interfaith and non-denominational.
We have, online, free training for ministers, an online, one-year seminary program, where you can receive a diploma to enhance your knowledge and your credibility, and a monk program.
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We offer the acclaimed Ministry In A Box, which contains all the books, materials, ceremonies and training that you need to start your business off right. We also offer the Monastery Credential Package, which has crucial information for the new minister. We have a bookstore and a free monthly newsletter, which you will begin receiving after your free instant ordination.
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I will be your personal minister and advisor, with your consent, at no charge to you. I am here for you each day and I recall a Scripture which says "there is a friend, which sticketh closer than a brother" and I wish to be that friend to you. What would I need to do for you for you to be that type of friend to me?
Respectfully,
Brother Daniel Zimmerman |
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Last edited by madthumbs on Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:31 am; edited 1 time in total |
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madthumbs
Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Posts: 8624 Location: Fingerlakes - NY usa |
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If I get my lazy butt around to hooking up my printer; I might just do this. Anyone in upstate NY wanna pay me to perform a marriage ceremony? I could maybe get hooked up for tax free donations also?

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| Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:50 am |
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i think couples these days want something new and exciting as their wedding,
rather than a boring church service..
i think there is a market for 'weird and wacky weddings'
you can have the name.
i'm sure once you start, some tv show will do a show on you, and away she goes..
she's a winner!
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| Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:37 pm |
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catfish
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I used to play xbox live at my mates house and a couple got married in a ruined church on Ghost Recon, I wasn't invited though as you could only have 12 people in the game (seriously)
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| Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:24 am |
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alexclaton
Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Posts: 817 Location: Hell on earth |
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 |  | I used to play xbox live at my mates house and a couple got married in a ruined church on Ghost Recon, I wasn't invited though as you could only have 12 people in the game (seriously) |
lmao
marrage is retarded... it doesnt make anything better and only makes relationships worse....
if theres anything wrong with ur relationship i guarantee marrage will reveal it...
makes me wonder why fags are so hard pressed about getting married....
equality is fine and all the problem is ppl ARE different...
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| Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:40 am |
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Tabby_of_Thelema
Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 31 Location: Sydney, Australia |
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I think it's only legitimate in the U.S.
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| Tue May 01, 2007 2:43 am |
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postcardsfrompalestine
Joined: 05 Sep 2006 Posts: 1737 Location: It means good luck - a chinese symbol |
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My Marriage |
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My Marriage is great on get to see my wife for about 1 week every two months - so we don't have time to hate each other.
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| Tue May 01, 2007 11:43 pm |
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imamonstertruck
Joined: 26 Feb 2007 Posts: 532 Location: Louisville KY |
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My GF and I were, "hypathetically" discussing our wedding. She insists it would be a constume party. if you show up, dressed up, you get a house constume.
I think thats brilliant.
Have a great day
cheers
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| Wed May 02, 2007 7:40 am |
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dumby
Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 263 Location: kalifornia |
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i got ordained like 3 years ago and performed my friends' wedding.
most nervous ive ever been!
and now theyre divorced lol
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| Wed May 02, 2007 6:04 pm |
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RugglerDuggler
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yeah i did this about a year or so ago, even got the fancy certificate in the mail! still have yet to put it to good use though...
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| Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:16 am |
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Gangsta Rap
Joined: 06 Dec 2007 Posts: 20 Location: Gardena, CA, USA Inc. |
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I wanna be ordained as a Rastafarian Minister and smoke dat shit in front of a pig, and tell 'em "freedon of religion, biatch!", as I blow it in his face with my crudentials in hand, I'm dead serious, I despise the police.
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| Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:27 am |
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UniversalLifeChurch
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Please Note the Correct ULC Website url |
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Please note the correct url for the Universal Life Church World Headquarters. We ordain both men and women throughout the world who service in all facets of the ministry. ulcnetwork dot com
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| Fri May 18, 2012 9:40 pm |
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madthumbs
Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Posts: 8624 Location: Fingerlakes - NY usa |
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Re: Please Note the Correct ULC Website url |
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 |  | Please note the correct url for the Universal Life Church World Headquarters. We ordain both men and women throughout the world who service in all facets of the ministry. ulcnetwork dot com |
On your site: Copyright ©2012 Universal Life Church World Headquarters
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All Rights Reserved. |
Also, please note: We don't take kindly to religious advertisements especially from one that's based on a racist, barbaric, sexist, anti-human religion.
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